No, actually. Please stop me. I have work to do.
Albert the felafel elf was walkin down the street
He passed by some falafels and said, “Good! I need to eat!”
He got so fat that when his friends passed by him, they would call:
“Fella, you are one falafel-full elf, Al!”
Al the fat falafel elf was walking on a ledge
His friend the fat falafel cat was too close to the edge
He braced his fat felafel self and pushed but kitty caught himself, and said,
“If I fall off, Al, feel awful, I’m fulla falafel.”
Al and his falafel cat were fixing food for fun
When Dirty Dan the Stealer tried to steal their meal and run!
They foiled his flee with joy and glee, his plan reduced to null.
“We foiled you! Foo! Laugh, foe, laugh all, for your falafel fail is folley-full!”
Al, Dan and the falafel cat were flying through the air
When suddenly, more planes came by and gave them quite a scare
Al climbed out back and reached his hands out, while he was there he could hear Dan shout,
Fall aft, Al! Feel if all fell off, Al!
Dan and Al and their cat friend were falling through the sky,
Dan simply did not want to think it was his time to die,
He cried, as fast approached his earthen death like a great wall,
Allah, full of all, my fateful life can’t end in this fright-filled falafel fall!
Falafel cat, on other hand, was ready for his fate,
He knew in heaven there would always be food on his plate.
He’d eat piles and piles of tasty food, like pita chips and challah,
“I’m fine!” He said, “I’m free-falling with Al towards free falafel in falafel Valhalla!”